New website: andyboyle.com

Hey, if you follow this, well, first off, why are you? I haven’t updated it in more than a year. Secondly, how are you? Did that thing with your mom work out okay? Lastly, what are you? Are we human, or are we dancer?

I’ve got a new website. It’s andyboyle.com. That’s probably where I’ll figure out a spot to put all of this junk eventually. But check it out. I love you.

andyboyleisntfunny said: If you could hang out in any historical fort-like thing, what one would you hang out in?

fort-ydaysandfort-ynights:

The fort at the Alamo so I could be like “Guys, come on.”

"Hey, maybe they’ll remember us!"

"Ugh, I wish Santa Anna would just shoot Dave already."

fort-ydaysandfort-ynights:

Hey. My name’s Dave. I’m a comedian and I live in Chicago and I got dumped after a three year relationship. After tomorrow, I’ll no longer have a bed or a TV or someone living with me (for the time being). So I’ve decided to build a fort in my front room and live in it for 40 days. I’ll document those 40 days in photos, videos, artwork and all those other things. Y’know, the things. And hopefully you’ll look at them and say “Oh ok, cool.”
I’ll also have guests come by to visit so I can interview them about things like heartbreak, happiness, relationships and life in general. We’ll tell jokes, sing songs, laugh, hug, eat food probably. I want this to be a learning experience, not just a sad dude in a blanket fort.
Pictured above are my expert schematics for said fort, which will be constructed tomorrow (3/29/14), with tomorrow night being my first night sleeping in it. I’m gonna post my first video sometime tomorrow evening.
I’m looking forward to this. I think this’ll be good.
Let’s be happy.
- Dave

Hey so I haven’t posted anything to this tumblr, but this is my good buddy Dave, a righteous dude, a wonderful dude, just a good dude buddy of mine. Follow his project. Be a cool duder yourself.

fort-ydaysandfort-ynights:

Hey. My name’s Dave. I’m a comedian and I live in Chicago and I got dumped after a three year relationship. After tomorrow, I’ll no longer have a bed or a TV or someone living with me (for the time being). So I’ve decided to build a fort in my front room and live in it for 40 days. I’ll document those 40 days in photos, videos, artwork and all those other things. Y’know, the things. And hopefully you’ll look at them and say “Oh ok, cool.”

I’ll also have guests come by to visit so I can interview them about things like heartbreak, happiness, relationships and life in general. We’ll tell jokes, sing songs, laugh, hug, eat food probably. I want this to be a learning experience, not just a sad dude in a blanket fort.

Pictured above are my expert schematics for said fort, which will be constructed tomorrow (3/29/14), with tomorrow night being my first night sleeping in it. I’m gonna post my first video sometime tomorrow evening.

I’m looking forward to this. I think this’ll be good.

Let’s be happy.

- Dave

Hey so I haven’t posted anything to this tumblr, but this is my good buddy Dave, a righteous dude, a wonderful dude, just a good dude buddy of mine. Follow his project. Be a cool duder yourself.

Real proud of this one, everyone.

Real proud of this one, everyone.

Lesser-Known Units of Drug Measurement

A tooth of meth

A neck of steroids

A hug of mushrooms

A headache of alcohol

A rainbow of LSD

A baltimore of heroin

A giggle of marijuana

A dance of ecstasy

birdhauser:

talkhardchicago:

Need some advice? Ask a dude, bro.

From last Friday’s Talk Hard show.

This is my friend, Will Meinen, who went to high school with my sister and then moved to Chicago and now we’re comedy pals and write for the same late night talk show, Talk Hard. We also write for another Chicago-area late night talk show, The Whiskey Journal Live!

This video is funny so watch it now please.

This is from a segment of a show I helped write and produce called The Whiskey Journal Live! It’s every Wednesday in May at Fizz Bar, 3220 N Lincoln Ave., in Chicago.

The host is wearing a dog shock collar and is playing a game called “That’s Not A Clint Eastwood Movie.” Enjoy.

I’m not from Boston, but I was lucky enough to have called it my home for about a year. If you’ve never visited, you need to. It’s hard to not fall in love with the place. Beautiful buildings, beautiful parks and beautiful people. It’s where I made some of the greatest friends of my life. It’s where I had some of my most fun adventures. It’s where I last fell in love. It’s where I decided that what I really want to do with my life is make people laugh. I’m sorry this happened. All I know is, the good of Boston far outweighs the bad that happened today. The good of Boston will always outweigh the bad.

I’m not from Boston, but I was lucky enough to have called it my home for about a year. If you’ve never visited, you need to. It’s hard to not fall in love with the place. Beautiful buildings, beautiful parks and beautiful people. It’s where I made some of the greatest friends of my life. It’s where I had some of my most fun adventures. It’s where I last fell in love. It’s where I decided that what I really want to do with my life is make people laugh. 

I’m sorry this happened. All I know is, the good of Boston far outweighs the bad that happened today. The good of Boston will always outweigh the bad.

Andy Boyle is a writer, stand-up comedian and web developer living in Chicago, Illinois.

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